Sunday, August 30, 2009

August, 2009: Pester Pastor Steve Anderson

Hands down, folks, this month's winner of the Fundamentalist Jackass of the Month award goes to the criminal bigot "Pastor" Steve Anderson, who hates abortion so much he wants the "socialist devil murderer" Barack Obama killed, and he has exhorted his congregation to do the deed. Christopher Broughton, who brought a unloaded and deactivated (though no less threatening) AK-15 to a Barack Obama townhall meeting on healthcare, sat in Anderson's Whackoid Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe, AZ. as pure, undiluted hate spewed from this so-called Christian "minister's" lips:

"I don't obey Barack Obama. And I'd like Barack Obama to melt like a snail tonight....You're going to tell me I'm supposed to pray for the socialist devil, murderer, infanticide, who wants to see young children and he wants to see babies killed through abortion and partial birth abortion and all these different things -- you're gonna tell me I'm supposed to pray for God to give him a good lunch tomorrow while he's in Phoenix, Arizona?

"Nope. I'm not gonna pray for his good. I' going to pray that he dies and goes to hell."

Gee, here I thought the Sermon on the Mount advised folks to forgive their enemies, turn the other cheek, practice tolerance and all that. Guess not. Someone's got to be wrong: Anderson or Jesus. Wonder who?

Recently, Anderson was posted to YouTube in a clip of his arrest by Arizona Highway Patrolmen. He kept demanding to be told what he had done wrong. He had the windows rolled up. He would not get out of his car, so the cops told him to cover his eyes. Then they smashed the windows and tased the sumbitch. He screamed his lungs out and they dragged him out of the vehicle and took him in. Like his ideological pal, Sarah Palin, Anderson obviously has a persecution complex.

He wants to be a martyr. I make an offer to him no strings attached. Mail me a hundred bucks for some gasoline, a couple of 4"X4" poles, three railway nails, and a little sign saying "Ecce Homo," and I'll happily drive out to Tempe and nail 'im up. Give the sorry motherfucker just exactly what he wants and needs.

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